Seriously, it's your turn now.

Father: 吃完了记得把盖关紧。

Daughter: Oooo...

Father: if not 那个虾饼会中风。

Mother: what? "中风"means stroke you know.

Daughter: Mom, nowadays even prawn crakers can kena stroke...tsk! tsk! tsk!

Father:.....

*lol*

So, to the chinese character abuser

HAPPY FATHERS' DAY 2009

PS: in case you dont get it, my dad supposed to utter "漏风" rather than "中风".

PPS: in case you don't know about my dad, he's a typical banana who loves to strut off his broken mandarin.Haha.